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Joe Rogan · 2026-05-01 · 3h 17m

Joe Rogan Experience #2493 - Protect Our Parks 16

Joe Rogan reunites with a panel of comedians for the 16th Protect Our Parks: a freewheeling, raunchy three-hour riff on news, drugs, fights, comedy and cars.

Joe Rogan Experience #2493 - Protect Our Parks 16
The guest

Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, Ari Shaffir & friends (Protect Our Parks 16 panel) — A rotating crew of stand-up comedians who appear together on Rogan's recurring 'Protect Our Parks' panel episodes. This installment features Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, Ari Shaffir and other comics riffing freely with no real agenda.

The gist

There is no single topic; the panel free-associates across the day's news and their own world. They open on a JP Morgan harassment lawsuit they decide was fabricated, the recurring assassination attempts on Trump, MK Ultra, the Epstein death, ICE and immigration enforcement, and US healthcare costs. They pivot into drug stories (acid at concerts, edible mishaps, Trump legalizing psychedelics, ibogaine for veterans), Jackass and streamer fight clips, and a long stretch on the state of stand-up comedy (arena comics, cancel culture, the 'velvet prison' of TV). It closes with Rogan trying to talk a reluctant comic into buying a muscle car and watches of school-shooting heroics and Scientology 'speed runs.' Throughout, Free Bird and Metallica's Moscow concert are running gags.

Big reveals

  • Rogan recounts texting Trump to legalize psychedelics and Trump replying 'let's do it,' leading to a White House event with veterans who used ibogaine.
  • Describes being pulled into the gold-redecorated Oval Office and doing a live psychedelics pitch that Trump let him finish uninterrupted.
  • Claims Tucker Carlson's encrypted Signal messages were decrypted for about $600,000 to expose his planned Putin interview.
  • Lays out his read of a Border Patrol shooting hinging on the SIG P320's notorious accidental discharges.
  • Says George Carlin had three heart attacks from cocaine and later battled a pill addiction late in life.
  • Reveals his manager once staged an intervention thinking he had a gambling problem, when he was just eating steak and lobster every night.
  • Tells how he saw Rodney Dangerfield perform naked under a bathrobe in 1986 while working as a teenage security guard.
  • Recalls quitting his security-guard job mid-riot at a Neil Young concert, the same Neil Young who later pulled his music off Spotify over Rogan.

Things worth remembering

  • John Hinckley Jr., who shot Reagan, is now out and releasing music.
  • MK Ultra ran CIA brothels ('Operation Midnight Climax') dosing patrons with LSD behind two-way mirrors.
  • Brock Lesnar's wife is former WWE wrestler Sable, and his daughter is a champion shot putter.
  • Discussion that expired medication can stay effective long past its date, casting doubt on why expirations exist.
  • Per Perplexity, a US universal healthcare system would cost ~$3.0-3.2T/year versus the current ~$5.3T, roughly a 40-50% savings.
  • Hulk Hogan's $400,000 lawsuit settlement bought a house in France he jokingly named 'Chez Hogan.'
  • Andrew Dice Clay was the original stadium stand-up act, playing arenas decades before it became common.
  • Former Texas governor Rick Perry reportedly saw brain atrophy reverse (25% in weeks, 100% in months) after ibogaine.
  • The ShamWow is a synthetic chamois the inventor says he sourced as the best of seven samples from Korean factories.
  • An Oklahoma school principal tackled an armed former student, took a bullet to the leg, and got a hero's welcome at prom.

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