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Joe Rogan · 2024-06-27 · 2h 57m

Joe Rogan Experience #2094 - Colion Noir

Gun-rights commentator Colion Noir joins Joe Rogan after a Texas day of shooting and cars for a deep dive on self-defense, gun laws and crime.

Joe Rogan Experience #2094 - Colion Noir
The guest

Colion Noir — Attorney, gun-rights commentator and YouTube/firearms-media personality known for Second Amendment advocacy and responsible-gun-ownership content.

The gist

Recorded after Rogan and Colion Noir spent a Texas day shooting at the Staccato range and touring the factory, the conversation opens on cars, guns and American manufacturing before broadening out. They wander through immigration and the border, offshored jobs, dating dynamics and the social-media 'roster,' burnout and the meaning of work. The back half becomes a focused argument for responsible gun ownership: concealed-carry tactics, holster retention, accidental versus negligent discharges, the Sig P320 controversy, and why cops who can't fight or handle firearms are dangerous. Colion closes with a critique of gun-control politics, arguing media distorts mass-shooting statistics and that lawmakers ignore the root causes of inner-city violence.

Big reveals

  • Joe describes Origin as 100% American-made down to the buttons, threads and cloth, sourcing everything except one boot part from the US.
  • Colion recounts a man forced to keep paying child support for a child his dead best friend secretly fathered, even after a paternity test.
  • Dave Foley's Canadian divorce case where a judge ruled 'your ability to pay has no relationship to your obligation to pay.'
  • Colion's ice-driving disaster: spun a Range Rover into a ditch, a farmer pulled him out, and a 3-hour trip took 10 hours before his brakes failed.
  • Claim that 50%+ (some surveys 70%) of married women keep a 'backup boyfriend,' amplified by social-media DMs.
  • A California woman stabbed her boyfriend 108 times yet got only probation and community service, with the defense blaming marijuana psychosis.
  • A jeweler told Colion his video saved his life after it convinced him to carry with a round in the chamber, letting him out-draw a robber.
  • Colion's investigation found media outlets clustered street-violence driveby shootings as 'mass shootings' to inflate the count.

Things worth remembering

  • New York City began charging drivers roughly $15 to drive into Manhattan.
  • Staccato machines parts to a tolerance of one-third the width of a human hair, scrapping anything outside it.
  • A stock TRX needs about 130 feet to stop from 60 mph versus roughly 93 feet for a Corvette Stingray.
  • Dunbar's number: ~5 very close friends, 15-50 close friends, 150 party-invite acquaintances, scaling up to ~1,500 recognizable faces.
  • Elephants are evolving smaller tusks because poaching selects against large ones.
  • In the Congo, a small antelope (a chevrotain/duiker) evolved to swim underwater for ~100 yards and eat fish.
  • The Sig Sauer P320 has reportedly been linked to more than 80 alleged uncommanded discharges, prompting a design change.
  • The Virginia Tech shooter killed dozens using handguns after chaining the doors shut so no one could escape or intervene.
  • Colion cites roughly 1.63 million defensive gun uses per year against about 40,000 annual US gun deaths.
  • Joe notes iPhones are assembled in factories with suicide nets and cobalt sourced via labor in the Congo.

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