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Joe Rogan · 2024-06-27 · 3h 24m

Joe Rogan Experience #1944 - Ryan Long

Joe Rogan and comedian Ryan Long riff on COVID lockdowns, gender culture wars, comedy craft, and a runaway AI future.

Joe Rogan Experience #1944 - Ryan Long
The guest

Ryan Long — Canadian comedian, YouTuber and podcaster (host of The Boyscast) known for viral satirical sketches; a Toronto-born immigrant now based in New York.

The gist

JRE #1944 is a loose, three-and-a-half-hour conversation between Joe Rogan and comedian Ryan Long that wanders from population collapse and immigration to martial arts, music history and plastic surgery. A large chunk centers on how the pandemic broke people, how vaccine choices became tribal identity markers, and how comedy stays the last place you can mock untouchable topics. The back half turns into an extended riff on artificial intelligence, neuralink, robotics and deepfakes, imagining a future where AI lets humanity quietly die off by ending reproduction. Throughout, they discuss the death of gatekeepers and how decentralized platforms now let anyone (belly jigglers, cranberry-juice skateboarders, Mr Beast) break through. It is almost entirely freewheeling comedy banter with very few concrete product or media recommendations.

Big reveals

  • Joe says he holds the record for longest reused water bottle on his podcast, using the same one for two years.
  • Ryan Long reveals he is himself an immigrant, born in Toronto, Canada.
  • Ryan shares he developed serious vocal nodes from screaming during yoga and needed surgery to fix his voice.
  • Joe recounts how his discouraging high-school art teacher made him and his talented friends abandon art and comic-book illustration.
  • Ryan explains a main Toronto comedy club was funded by people who met through Joe's old Death Squad message boards.
  • They retell Ari Shafir's Salvia story where he claims he lived another life for months in only 15 real minutes.
  • Joe describes seeing the Rolling Stones in Austin as an almost psychedelic experience, stunned they were really there.

Things worth remembering

  • They confirm Vladimir Putin is a legitimate judo black belt, not just for staged demonstrations.
  • Steven Seagal was reportedly the first American to run an aikido dojo in Japan.
  • At the 1969 Altamont concert, Hell's Angels hired as security violently killed a man during the Rolling Stones' set.
  • Planet Fitness has a 'lunk alarm' that goes off for grunting or dropping weights and discourages exercises like deadlifts.
  • Ridley Scott reportedly filmed an entire movie on a Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra.
  • Mr Beast runs arguably the biggest show in the world, donating money and paying to get people's eyesight fixed.
  • In WWII Japan launched about 9,000 paraffin-treated paper balloon bombs across the Pacific, some reaching Oregon and Wyoming.
  • Dr. Shanna Swan's book Countdown links plastics and phthalates to falling sperm counts and more miscarriages.

Recommended in this episode

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Above the Law

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