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Joe Rogan · 2025-01-30 · 2h 48m

Joe Rogan Experience #2265 - Kurt Metzger

Joe Rogan and comedian Kurt Metzger riff for nearly three hours on crypto scams, deep-state blackmail, MK-Ultra, UFOs, and historical conspiracy lore.

Joe Rogan Experience #2265 - Kurt Metzger
The guest

Kurt Metzger — American stand-up comedian and writer known for his work on Comedy Central's 'Inside Amy Schumer' and for his conspiracy-laden, free-associative comedic style. A longtime friend of Rogan and a regular on the comedy and podcast circuit.

The gist

This is a loose, rambling, conspiracy-heavy conversation rather than a structured interview. Rogan and Metzger open by mocking the Trump meme coin and crypto culture (with a running 'Hawk Tuah coin' joke), then spiral into theories about political blackmail, the intelligence community, and Roy Cohn. They cover MK-Ultra and government chemical-spraying experiments on US cities, the origins of gold as currency and Zecharia Sitchin's Anunnaki theory, the Prussian public-school system as social control, and the propaganda role of the modern CIA and media. The back half drifts into UFO disclosure, the 1984 Olympics fake-alien stunt, Charles Hall's 'Tall Whites' aliens, and military psychological-operations recruiting films from Fort Bragg. It is far more a freewheeling riff on power, control, and skepticism than a product- or recommendation-driven episode.

Big reveals

  • They claim the Trump meme coin was briefly 'worth' $36 billion before crashing toward $5 billion, framing it as legalized degenerate gambling.
  • Metzger argues regulation of crypto is really an oligarch power-grab to become 'Boss Hog' of the market.
  • Tells the story that 'tinfoil hat' originated from Leonard Kyle, a man the CIA allegedly implanted with a brain chip.
  • They read out Operation Sea-Spray and St. Louis tests where the US military secretly sprayed bacteria and chemicals over American cities.
  • Metzger claims Obama's 2012-era Smith-Mundt Modernization Act made it legal for the government to propagandize US citizens.
  • Lays out Sitchin's theory that humans were engineered by aliens to mine gold to repair their atmosphere.
  • Claims the term 'conspiracy theory' was popularized by CIA's Allen Dulles after the JFK assassination to discredit doubters.
  • They read that the widely-taught 'War of the Worlds suicides' story is largely a myth with no documented evidence.

Things worth remembering

  • Metzger frames child-rearing as 'base reality' programming, arguing schools separate kids from parents to reshape them.
  • Explains the word 'assassin' derives from 'hashish' and the Old Man of the Mountain's drugged-paradise recruitment of young killers.
  • Recounts that the Nobel Prize was created after Alfred Nobel was mistakenly called 'the Merchant of Death' in a premature obituary.
  • Operation Sea-Spray: the US Navy sprayed Serratia marcescens over San Francisco in 1950, sickening residents and killing at least one.
  • Gold can be beaten extraordinarily thin, which is offered as the reason it became valued and gold-plating works.
  • They read from the declassified CIA 'Simple Sabotage Field Manual' on clogging organizations with meetings and bureaucracy.
  • Claims the actor who played Boss Hog on 'Dukes of Hazzard' spoke five languages, went to Yale, and was Skull and Bones.
  • Asserts the Earth is greener now than 100 years ago because higher CO2 feeds plant growth.
  • Describes the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics opening ceremony's staged 'alien' stunt with a man in a tall suit and a flying-saucer prop.
  • Cites that founders of Mexico's Zetas drug gang trained in Special Forces techniques at Fort Bragg.

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